Today's tidbit of wisdom is about online dating. In this day and age, dating online is as common as any other kind of dating. Profile pictures are one instance where you should judge a book by it's cover. After all, somebody specifically chose his profile picture to be his introduction to you. Here are the most disturbing categories of profile pictures AKA the un-dateable list:
-He doesn't own ANY shirts. Every picture has him flexing while using his iPhone to take the pic in his bathroom mirror. Okay, we get it. You workout. You have muscles. I'd like to know that if we go out, you will wear a shirt.
-Only takes pics in the gym. This is not an upgrade from shirtless in the bathroom photos!
-Can't take a pic without a beer in hand. Five different poses with five different drinks? Not impressed.
-Half naked ladies in every pic. It's difficult to picture ourselves as potentially standing next to you when we don't know if you are ever standing without a bikini clad bimbo next to you.
-Child in every pose. What are you trying to illustrate? That you like kids? That you kidnapped this child?
And the winner for most disturbing profile pic is....
-Child ONLY in the pic! Why are people showing pictures of their children/nieces/nephews to strangers on the internet? Give this kid some privacy!
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